Friday, August 20, 2021

Episode 45

 Pt: Um, hello. I have been waiting for 2 weeks for someone named Fred to call me regarding a CT chest low dose xray or some bullshit. Did y'all forget about me or what?

me: Well, if you're waiting for Fred I will have to transfer you to his line.

pt: I already have the number.  It's 555-000-1234.

me: Actually, that's not the correct number. Would you like me to give you the correct number before I transfer you?

pt: Well what the hell! Why was I given the wrong number to begin with! Y'all set me up!

me: So would you like the number?

pt: Just transfer me already!

me: Alright then!


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