On today's episode: the responses to "*Place Where I Work* scheduling, how can I help you?"
"Hi, I'm calling in sick tomorrow to work so I figured you could add me to the mammogram schedule."
"Hi, Is a CT scan the same as a CAT scan? If so, can you schedule for my husband's whole body rather than the abdomen like the order says? He needs literally everything looked at cause he's a mess."
"Hi, I have been waiting on hold for 4 minutes so you better help me right away or I'm reporting you."
"Hi, I was on the phone with someone and we lost connection. That's quite rude."
"Finally a real person! I need help! Now!"
"Hi, I need to schedule a breast augmentation for my 13 year old."
"Well hello there dear, I need my mammeogram."
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