Episode 60

On today's episode, a tale from another underpaid scheduler.

CW: Scheduling, how can I help you?

pt: I need to schedule a stress test.

CW: Okay, these tests are only done in the morning so I have 8, 830, or 9am available.

pt: Oh, I need an afternoon appointment because I have diarrhea in the mornings.

CW: Oh...that's unfortunate but the test is only done at those times.

pt: But I have diarrhea in the mornings.

CW: And I'm sorry for that, but they are only done in the mornings.

pt: Do you have bathrooms? Because I have the diarrhea.

Nope. We are a fully staffed, fully functioning hospital with no bathrooms.